Some of the funniest book dedications ever.
that’s some final destination shit
Who wants that perfect love story anyways?
IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SAYING THIS OKAY
Hahaha, omfg. It actually does look like he’s saying it but he’s not! ROFLMFAO!
What I lack in social skills, I make up for in useless pop culture trivia and TV/Movies quotes.
this guys reactions are priceless
OH SHI— wait what
"So this show starts off with someone getting killed… I think Steven Moffat is behind it."
Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress
before discovering lana del rey
after discovering lana del rey
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.